An overheard conversation...

Pete: What do you want for breakfast,Charlie?
Charlie: Bacon and boiled toast.
Pete: What? Bacon and a boiled egg?
Charlie: No. Bacon and boiled toast.
Pete: What then? Bacon and toast?
Charlie (a bit exasperated now): No. Bacon and boiled toast.
... Pause ...
Pete (enlightenment dawning): Oh - you mean bacon and fried bread?
Charlie: Yes. Bacon and boiled toast.

:-)